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If Sex Doesn't Feel Dirty...
Age 70 From London, Ontario - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
...You're Not Doing It Right. Creative, mature widower, 56; I write and paint (failure at both). Bondage-obsessed my whole life. Out of practice due to vanilla break that has gone on far too long. Half-deaf and not playing with a full deck, I spend too much time and money at the slots on ladies night. I see bondage as intimate performance art and I'm just aching to create. Interested in becoming my latest "canvas"?
I don't drink; trying to quit smoking; disease free. (I even leave the toilet seat down.) I like all types and probably already have a fantasy to suit. Old-school, but willing to try something new. If you're a single mom, I've been there. (And this is a great stress reliever.)
I've had the love of my life and it was great; but she died a long time ago. Bondage is the only way I've found to even approach that level of passion. Interested?
Sign  
Aries

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Slim
My Height Is  
5' 8 (1.73 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Widowed
I Have Kids  
Yes - Sometimes At Home
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Hair
Body Art  
Pierced... But Only Ear(s)
My Hair Is  
Dark Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Manufacturing / Distribution
My Job Title Is  
Furniture assembler/material handler
I Make This Much In A Year  
$30,000USD To $44,999USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Trying To Quit
I Drink  
No

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Brain
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Shy, Observant, Anti-social, Comedic, Flirtatious, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Games, Cooking, Playing Cards, Gambling
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Going To A Casino, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
I don't really have an "ideal" date. (One I don't have to inflate.)
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Just to see if anyone's still reading this, I've always fantasized about tying up two or three women for a night of indulgence.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Troublemaker, Obscure

Views

My Religion Is  
Christian
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Liberal
My Goal In Life Is  
Just to get out without anyone else getting hurt. (Nobody gets out alive.)
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Blues, Folk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Biography, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Music, Reference, Poetry, Satire, Science Fiction, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Fun is defined by the company I'm with. If I enjoy being with you, then even the most tedious jobs can be fun. It's what I call the exquisite boredom factor-If you enjoy each other, you never really have to be doing anything special.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Humor, Empathy, Boldness, Oddities, Flirtatiousness, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
I look for a woman with a sharp mind, a warm and strong heart and a playful sense of humor. Expressive eyes are a plus, especially as they will be your only means of communication. I'm not too concerned with body type. That's just a matter of how much of you there is to enjoy.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Secretive Sex, Oral Sex, Domination, Bondage, Date, Just Wanna Fuck
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