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i come with a clean bill of health, certification as a chef, and penchant for laundry!
(currently not actively seeking a permanent Owner; however, never say never. Just be prepared to meet the very large, and angry, Protector with a very well-tuned bullshit detector should you decide to come a'callin')

Also interested in meeting other pets/subs for "shop talk"/bake sales/taking over the world; ya know, the normal things girls/guys talk about.

Playthings are always welcomed, but don't be surprised if i make you meet my Protector first.

As for "who i am":
random, very giggly, bouncy, loyal to a fault, empathetic to a fault, chef, lover of odd/quirky music/movies, independent to a fault (don't expect me to sit down for an hour and discuss my "real feelings"), sarcastic, crass, fan of puns, dancer at many music fests, ice cream maker and i consider my patent Docs to be "dress shoes" perfect for any occasion...

i strongly dislike manipulation. in fact, that is probably the easiest way to piss me off. honesty...it's not that hard. people who are honest with others (and themselves, although this is much rarer lately) make my insides warm and happy.

if you believe in astrology, i am very much your stereotypical Leo. Libra rising seems to keep the crazy aspects of it at bay.

if i could end every night with a two a.m. walk through a park, i'd never have stress.

my favorite word is "pusillanimous".

Hard Limits:
anything to do with stuff coming out of, or going in, my ass (or someone else's). Yes, i have tried it. Yes, they "knew what they were doing". No, i don't "know what i'm missing" because i don't miss it.

Leeuw

Gemiddeld

5' 9 (1.75 m)

Groen

Blank

Single

Nee

Nee

Lippen

Overal tatoeages, Piercings, maar alleen in mijn oren

Zwart

Geen huisdieren

Ja

MBO

Zelfstandig

Sales / Marketing

ice cream maker

Met Huisgeno(o)ten

Loopt het soms uit de hand

Ja - Als ik uitga

Ja - Vaak

Buitenstaander

Grappig, Flirterig, Vriendelijk, Luid, Opmerkzaam, Raar

Knutselen, Kamperen, Koken, Nieuwe Dingen Leren, Films, Kaarten spelen

Drinken, Met Vrienden zijn, Naar een concert gaan, Naar een museum gaan, Me verkleden, Films, Ik probeer graag nieuwe dingen

something unexpected. big fan of picnics, huge lover of walks. if i hear "yeah, there's this hole in the wall place, it looks scary but the food is sooo good!" i will instantly be happy. but, i'm happy with a pbr and a taco...so it doesn't take much

everything and anything that i haven't tried yet

Vriendelijk, Ranzig, Obscuur

Spiritueel Maar Niet Religieus

Op Feestdagen

make people happy, have enough means to support myself and those i care about, laugh so hard my face hurts, smile so wide my jaw becomes unhinged.
i don't have a concrete "oh, i need to make this much money" or "i need to live in this sized house" look at goals.
i want to make as many people happy as i possibly can.

Slim, Droge Humor / Sarcastisch, Sadistischh, Slapstick

Documentaires, Drama's, Films

Actie, Horror, Thriller

Blues, Country, Dance, New Age, Pop, Punk, Reggae, Rock

Autobiografie, Comedy, Horror, Mysterie, Poëzie, Satire, Science Fiction

smiling, laughing, dancing at music fests, hugs, cooking, making someone else feel warm inside, making presents, movement

Moed, Empathie, Intelligentie, Eigenaardigheden, Macht, Bedachtzaamheid, Gevatheid

someone who looks through things, rather than at them.
someone strong enough to know his own strength, rather than shout to declare it.
quiet dominance.
confidence without arrogance.
if you have suspenders; i love you already.
someone with empathy towards others.

at this point, i'll take "hey, i actually know what being a Dom means!".

Dominatie