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(you may want to reconsider sending me a message after you read this.) i'm old and act old. i walk with a limp and should get a hip replaced. I've been looking into scooter chairs, which are cheeper than new hips and come in hot metallic colors. i can't fuck and the pills give me headaches.my bondage 'date' MUST love receiving oral sex AND not be afraid to demand it. i would like to try being pegged, but with small diameter one. Do you own a strap-on? Also would like suck my date's toes at a dungeon party w/ everyone watching. i guess that would be public humiliation? or a foot fetish? you decide. would especially love to 'date' a cruel black Mistress. any Ebony Goddesses out there? Any Goddesses at all? I am told, my skin marks beautifully. put me in the pillory and paddle my ass into a bright shade of red, than cane it - don't forget to cross the stripes - it hurts more. so when you are done, sit me on a stool, chain my cock and balls to the floor, tie my hand behind me and force me to eat your delicious pussy. (actually, you won't have to force too much at all.) as you can tell, if you have read this far, i have a lot of fantasies and want to actually live some of them. BUT let me be part of your fantasy. it will make a wonderful story, or maybe a novel, if my body can stand that much consented mistreatment - remember, i am old.

Stenbocken

Universitetsexamen

Heltid

Forskning / Vetenskap / Ingenjör

P.E.

Mellan 750 000 och en miljon kronor

Ensam

Inget oljud

Nej

Ja - ofta

Tönt

Reserverad, Uppmärksam, Komiker, Konstig

Konst & Hantverk, Internet, Teater

Prova nya saker, Sover, Att dricka, Gå på museum

ha ! there are no ideal first dates, just ones that are less awkward than others. I'm not sure there are any ideal second dates, either, unless the second date leads to a third date. ideal is over rated

becoming human, just kidding, anyone who has closely studied the human species would never really want to become one.

Ett troll, Jag har inga vänner

Dokumentärer

Science Fiction, Komedier, Vuxen

Rock

Fiktion, Humor, Jag är författare, Erotik

being with other people like at a cocktail party.
going to a play

Flirtighet, Spontanitet, Egendomligheter, Djärvhet, Snygga drag

A WOMAN WHO CAN SAY TO ME, "STRIP AND EAT ME, NOW"

Dejt, Annat, Oralsex, Bondage, Gruppsex, Strap on-sex