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rlkinky Profile Information

I can take the lead or follow
Age 61 From Salem, Oregon - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
I've always been a wanna be stand up comic. I tend to be very sarcastic at times. sexually I can get into either role (dom or sub) however I am mostly Dom. Looking for a lady that is fun to be around.
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Pisces

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is  
5' 4 (1.63 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Legs
Body Art  
Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Contruction / Craftsman
My Job Title Is  
Buolding Maintanence Tech
I Make This Much In A Year  
$30,000USD To $44,999USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Trying To Quit
I Drink  
Yes - One Or Two

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Internet, Dancing, Photography, Camping, Playing Cards, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Trying New Things, Relaxing, Sleeping, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Start iff with dinner and some good conversation. Then maybe a movie or a show of some kind. Then play it by ear after that.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
I have tried before and would like to try being a stand up comic again.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Agnostic
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Middle Of The Road
My Goal In Life Is  
I would love to meet my soul mate and be happy. If I can't do that I'd like to be a millionaire. that way I could rent happiness.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Latin, Soul, Reggae, Folk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Comic, Computers, Home & Garden, Humor, Instructional, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Satire, Science, Sports, Technical, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Good conversation to get to know each other. I like camping I just don't go very often. Being in the company of someone I really like, doing whatever comes to mind.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Humor, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
I like a girl who has a nice smile and loves to laugh. Body wise I don't really have a type that I look for.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Secretive Sex, Anal Sex, Bondage, Vacation Fuck, Date, Just Wanna Fuck
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