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Are you worth the time of my pen?
Age 45 From Las Vegas, Nevada - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As  
Wherever I am I am probably slightly buzzed, and if you are an attractive female I have at least one naughty thought going through my head of something I could do to you. It likely involves at least one body part of mine, and at least one prop. Maybe more. Of either.

I am romantic but cold, intelligent but rarely restrained, learned but foolish, possessive but distant, great at whatever I do but always broken in some way of who I am. I am the best man you will ever meet and the bastard your mother always warned you about. Sexually I care about your pleasure at the same time I just do not give a fuck... and the kind of woman who get that are the exact kind I want messaging me.

I will try and do virtually anything once with a woman, but the one word I do not want to hear is 'no' after the bed room door closes. (Safety words/signals notwithstanding of course)

I write. If I like you you will probably end up in some way in one of my characters. If I fucking hate you you will definitely end up in some way in one of my characters but that won't be a good thing. No you do not get to know my pen name, at least not for a very long time. Yes some of what I write is erotic, and yes if I like you I might write just for you.
Sign  
Leo

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Athletic
My Height Is  
5' 7 (1.7 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian, Other
My Marital Situation Is  
Never Married
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Legs
Body Art  
Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Light Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Other
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Self-employed
My Speciality Is  
Other
My Job Title Is  
Several titles
I Make This Much In A Year  
$30,000USD To $44,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Comedic, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Exercising, Sports, Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Family, Dining, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Someplace we could talk without too much background noise.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Anything I haven't done before that won't permanently scar or kill me.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Christian
I Attend Services  
Once A Week
My Political Views Are  
Libertarian
My Goal In Life Is  
Everchanging.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports, Reality Shows, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Family, Animation, Horror, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, New age, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Ancient, Biography, Business, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Humor, Instructional, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Sports, Technical, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Being around a person/people who are fun.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Boldness, Oddities, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Passiveness
What Do You Look For?  
First, someone with mutual attraction. We should want to fuck each other. Second, mutual interest. We should enjoy the time we spend. Third, deeper interest. The things that make a date a girlfriend, a girlfriend a lover, and a lover a partner.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Secretive Sex, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Domination, Bondage, Vacation Fuck, Date, Just Wanna Fuck
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