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Are you worth the time of my pen?
Age 45 From Las Vegas, Nevada -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Would Describe Myself As | Wherever I am I am probably slightly buzzed, and if you are an attractive female I have at least one naughty thought going through my head of something I could do to you. It likely involves at least one body part of mine, and at least one prop. Maybe more. Of either. I am romantic but cold, intelligent but rarely restrained, learned but foolish, possessive but distant, great at whatever I do but always broken in some way of who I am. I am the best man you will ever meet and the bastard your mother always warned you about. Sexually I care about your pleasure at the same time I just do not give a fuck... and the kind of woman who get that are the exact kind I want messaging me. I will try and do virtually anything once with a woman, but the one word I do not want to hear is 'no' after the bed room door closes. (Safety words/signals notwithstanding of course) I write. If I like you you will probably end up in some way in one of my characters. If I fucking hate you you will definitely end up in some way in one of my characters but that won't be a good thing. No you do not get to know my pen name, at least not for a very long time. Yes some of what I write is erotic, and yes if I like you I might write just for you. |
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Sign | Leo |
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is | Athletic |
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My Height Is | 5' 7 (1.7 m) |
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My Eyes Are | Blue |
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My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian, Other |
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My Marital Situation Is | Never Married |
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I Have Kids | No |
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I Want Kids | Yes |
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My Best Feature Is | Legs |
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Body Art | Strategically Placed Tattoo |
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My Hair Is | Light Brown |
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I Have One Or More Of These | Other |
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Willing To Relocate | No |
Status
My Education Level Is | University Degree |
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My Current Employment Status Is | Self-employed |
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My Speciality Is | Other |
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My Job Title Is | Several titles |
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I Make This Much In A Year | $30,000USD To $44,999USD |
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I Live | With Roomate(s) |
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At Home | Friends Come Over Occasionally |
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I'm A Smoker | No |
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I Drink | Yes - Socially |
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A | Outcast |
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My Social Behavior Is | Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Comedic, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing |
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My Interest And Hobbies Are | Exercising, Sports, Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Family, Dining, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Volunteering |
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My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Museum |
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An Ideal First Date Would Be | Someplace we could talk without too much background noise. |
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I've Always Wanted To Try | Anything I haven't done before that won't permanently scar or kill me. |
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My Friends Describe Me As Being | Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Goofy, A Flirt |
Views
My Religion Is | Christian |
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I Attend Services | Once A Week |
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My Political Views Are | Libertarian |
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My Goal In Life Is | Everchanging. |
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My Kind Of Humor Is | Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic |
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch | News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports, Reality Shows, Re-runs |
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When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Family, Animation, Horror, Adult |
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When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Country, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, New age, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Folk, Punk |
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When I Read, I Always Read | News, Ancient, Biography, Business, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Humor, Instructional, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Sports, Technical, I'm An Author |
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My Idea Of Fun Is | Being around a person/people who are fun. |
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive? | Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Boldness, Oddities, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Passiveness |
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What Do You Look For? | First, someone with mutual attraction. We should want to fuck each other. Second, mutual interest. We should enjoy the time we spend. Third, deeper interest. The things that make a date a girlfriend, a girlfriend a lover, and a lover a partner. |
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What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Secretive Sex, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Domination, Bondage, Vacation Fuck, Date, Just Wanna Fuck |