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Age 27 From Stockton, California -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man (Switch) Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
| First name | Joseph |
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| I Can Speak | English |
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| I Would Describe Myself As | Fill whatever role, Well. Cocky af, but like being choked and demeaned too. Squirtle, bulbasore. After 3 hours, of most insane, vlad the impaler dieing squirting down my bumpy bola stick. Most hate it, and me after, you kind of gotta be sick and twisted. Like jerry michulek said the best shooter is the first one on the range, and the last one off. Talkin about you aint shit biiiiiiiiitchhhhh. |
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| Sign | Cancer |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | Athletic |
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| My Height Is | 5' 11 (1.8 m) |
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| My Eyes Are | Gray |
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| My Ethnicity Is | Hispanic/latino, Other |
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| My Marital Situation Is | Committed Relationships |
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| I Have Kids | No |
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| I Want Kids | Not Sure |
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| My Best Feature Is | Chest |
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| Body Art | Branded, Fanged, Secret Piercings, Strategically Placed Tattoo |
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| My Hair Is | Platinum |
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| I Have One Or More Of These | I Own A Farm |
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| Willing To Relocate | Yes |
Status
| My Education Level Is | College Degree |
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| My Current Employment Status Is | Work At Home |
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| My Speciality Is | Computers / Electronic |
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| My Job Title Is | Vlad the impaler 9"s |
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| I Live | Alone |
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| At Home | All Is Calm |
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| I'm A Smoker | Yes - But Non Tobacco |
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| I Drink | Yes - Socially |
Personality
| Back In High School, I Was A | Nerd |
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| My Social Behavior Is | Reserved, Shy, Boisterous, Observant, Anti-social, Comedic, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange |
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| My Interest And Hobbies Are | Photography, Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Learning, Movies, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Fishing / Hunting, Camping, Gambling, Volunteering, Computers |
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| My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Partying, Trying New Things, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up |
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| An Ideal First Date Would Be | Go rob an art gallery, and then go stain it outdoors with hours of our shameful juices. |
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| I've Always Wanted To Try | Guess... |
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| My Friends Describe Me As Being | Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Perfect, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt |
Views
| I Attend Services | Every Day |
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| My Political Views Are | Green Party |
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| My Goal In Life Is | To start my own pornagraphy cult ranch, but not hills have eyes style. Mostly peacful. And only because its more than one can handle normally. |
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| My Kind Of Humor Is | Clever, Raunchy |
Taste
| On Tv, I Always Watch | Instructional |
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| When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Thriller, Adult |
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| When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Rap, Electronic, Pop, Latin, Folk |
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| When I Read, I Always Read | Ancient, Satire, Science Fiction, Technical, Erotica, Supernatural |
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| My Idea Of Fun Is | Just screaming squirt on that fucker like its yours on camera. |
Looking for
| What Do You Find Attractive? | Wit, Flirtatiousness, Power, Oddities, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Great Skills, Good Looks, Intelligence |
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| What Do You Look For? | A bulbasore to squirt long an strong. Trying to squirt me out till you boack out. |
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| What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Internet Buddy, Friend, Intimate, Other, Doesnt Matter, Anal Sex, Domination, Bondage, Group Sex, Vacation Fuck |
