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hornier'n a 3 peckered billygoat
Age 72 From San Antonio, Texas - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
i am a quasi-disciplinarian, although i'd rather do "nice". i will not hesitate to spank you if i percieve that you are being recalcitrant. i may even bind you a time or two just for the exrerience. on the other hand, i'd like to give you hot bubble baths and soothing massages. ( i'm quite good at the massages) i DO NOT enjoy being shouted at or used or mistreated with consent in any way, shape or form. which could lead to a very hard spanking. hell, i may even spank you just for preventive maintenance. i know that i could be very good for you.
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Pisces

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Thick
My Height Is  
5' 6 (1.68 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Hispanic/latino
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Legs
Body Art  
Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is  
Black
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Retired
My Speciality Is  
Contruction / Craftsman
My Job Title Is  
retired
I Make This Much In A Year  
$30,000USD To $44,999USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
No

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Boisterous, Comedic, Flirtatious, Friendly, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Camping, Computers, Cooking, Dancing, Exercising, Fishing / Hunting, Internet, Gardening, Movies, Reading, Tv, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Going Shopping, Going To A Concert, Relaxing, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
hanging out with you at some quiet scenic place so we could talk and get to know one another
I've Always Wanted To Try  
flying in an helicopter. that is my one greatest wish
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Christian
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
to always have fun. and, again, take a flight in a helicopter
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Friendly, Goofy, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Comedy, Drama, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country
When I Read, I Always Read  
Fiction, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Supernatural, Religious
My Idea Of Fun Is  
going shopping. grcery, clothes, auto, window, whatever i love shopping. my most fun thing to do would be: just hanging with a woman

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Humor, Intelligence, Passiveness, Spontaneity
What Do You Look For?  
a beautiful woman, who enjoys taking care of her man, someone who is submissive yet not a doormat. ya gotta have a GOOD body, legs up to your neck. nice tight ass, and a very pretty face, please.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Intimate, Marriage, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Domination, Bondage, Just Wanna Fuck, Committed
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