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funnyman231 Profile Information

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Age 35 From Columbia, Missouri - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
Hey there how's it going? I'm not to good with the about me kinda thing but will do my best. My life basically revolves around my work seeing as I spend 24 hrs a day at it. I drive a truck across the country and surprisingly enjoy it. I'm just looking for that 1 Mistress whom I can obey and make happy all the time. Hopefully that Mistress is here.
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Aquarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 6 (1.68 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Inked All Over, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Transportation
My Job Title Is  
Truck driver
I Live  
With Pet(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Trying To Quit
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Average Joe
My Social Behavior Is  
Shy, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Family, Dining, Sports, Music, Tv, Movies, Games, Cooking, Cars, Playing Cards
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Extreme Sports, Playing Video Games, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Haven't been on one in a long time so I'd have to think about it
I've Always Wanted To Try  
To much to mention
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Jewish
I Attend Services  
Never
My Goal In Life Is  
Start a family and keep them happy
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Comedy, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rock, Metal, Blues, Reggae, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Fiction, Horror
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Just about anything

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Spontaneity, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Date, Committed, Marriage, Domination, Bondage, Strap On Sex
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