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i am a happy jimmy go lucky with tongue
Age 53 From Edinburgh, United Kingdom -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
| I Can Speak | English |
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| I Would Describe Myself As | books sleazy shabby weed wine gamblinger wha doesn'ae ken his een fae his spleen.... |
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| Sign | Taurus |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | Average |
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| My Height Is | 5' 8 (1.73 m) |
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| My Eyes Are | Blue |
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| My Ethnicity Is | European |
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| My Marital Situation Is | Single |
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| I Have Kids | No |
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| I Want Kids | No |
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| My Best Feature Is | Belly Button |
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| My Hair Is | Blonde |
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| I Have One Or More Of These | No pets |
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| Willing To Relocate | No |
Status
| My Education Level Is | University Degree |
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| My Current Employment Status Is | Full-time |
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| My Speciality Is | Other |
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| My Job Title Is | the payed help..... on freakin loan..... |
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| I Make This Much In A Year | Less Than $14,999USD |
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| I Live | Alone |
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| At Home | All Is Calm |
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| I'm A Smoker | Yes - Trying To Quit |
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| I Drink | Yes - One Or Two |
Personality
| Back In High School, I Was A | Average Joe |
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| My Social Behavior Is | Friendly, Fire Starter, Dark, Strange |
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| My Interest And Hobbies Are | Reading, Music, Dining, Cooking, Camping, Gambling |
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| My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Reading A Book, Going To A Museum |
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| An Ideal First Date Would Be | a post-funeral punch-up where two members of the family/friends/acquaintances end up either in custody/hospital/morgue.... we could toast the corpses with gin and apple and then set fire to our........?????? answers on a postcard to No.1 Postcard Boulevard, Postcard Heights, Postcard City, Postcardia PCA NO1 p.s. Send a button to make the chance of response likely or at the very least possible. |
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| My Friends Describe Me As Being | Friendly, Obscure, I Don't Have Any Friends, A Flirt |
Views
| My Religion Is | Not Religious |
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| I Attend Services | Never |
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| My Political Views Are | I Don't Like Politics |
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| My Goal In Life Is | to remain in a position of irresponsibility whatever the costs.... to sire no offspring....to be disposed off by having my corpse exploded over the sea for the benefit of the ocean's fish population. Failing this I should like to be pulverised by way of trebuchet 'slingshotting' me of a purpose built wall. The added effect of my shattered remains sliding into a predug trench.....the trench to be filled in with lime to dissolve my entire person leaving scant trace of my existence in and on this nightmaresque bubble of iniquity and slice vices.......all bugs' days are numbered!! Vive la Change!! |
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| My Kind Of Humor Is | Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic, I Never Laugh |
Taste
| On Tv, I Always Watch | I Don't Like Tv |
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| When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | I Don't Like Movies |
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| When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Country, Blues, Jazz |
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| When I Read, I Always Read | Fiction, Horror, Philosophy |
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| My Idea Of Fun Is | Licking a woman from toes to tits and everywhere in between! |
Looking for
| What Do You Find Attractive? | Intelligence, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit |
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| What Do You Look For? | A woman who understands that I am not the average and may have requirements that transcend any basic need and sit squarely in the realm of lust.... a pussy that loves licking and an ass to match.... I love all parts of the female form and will happily 'love' any anatomical variance you choose to present me for such an occasion. |
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| What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Domination, Just Wanna Fuck |
