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Looking to start a new chapter in life
Age 38 From Sacramento, California -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man (Switch) Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
First name | Joshua |
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I Can Speak | English |
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I Would Describe Myself As | Shy at first but get obnoxious and inappropriate once I get comfortable. Sarcastic and overly nice & honest to a fault. Tbh a bit naive hopeless romantic and losing hope in humanity. Looking for a new partner in krime ta take over the world with |
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Sign | Aries |
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is | Slim |
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My Height Is | 5' 9 (1.75 m) |
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My Eyes Are | Blue |
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My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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My Marital Situation Is | Single |
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I Have Kids | No |
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I Want Kids | Yes |
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My Best Feature Is | Eyes |
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Body Art | Inked All Over, Scarred, Visible Tattoo |
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My Hair Is | Dark Brown |
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I Have One Or More Of These | No pets |
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Willing To Relocate | Yes |
Status
My Education Level Is | High School Diploma |
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My Current Employment Status Is | Self-employed |
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My Speciality Is | Other |
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My Job Title Is | Living the dream |
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I Make This Much In A Year | Less Than $14,999USD |
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I Live | Alone |
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At Home | All Is Calm |
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I'm A Smoker | Yes - Often |
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I Drink | Yes - Like A Fish |
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A | Nerd |
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My Social Behavior Is | Shy, Boisterous, Loud, Anti-social, Comedic, Flirtatious, Dark, Strange |
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My Interest And Hobbies Are | Reading, Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Cooking, Gambling, Volunteering |
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My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Drinking, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum |
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An Ideal First Date Would Be | Coffee or drinks, soundd cheesey but a long walk with said beverages so we can get ta know each other w/o some jabroni interrupting . And if there's a spark, then we can fuel the flames and begin to plot our taking over the world |
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I've Always Wanted To Try | Making myself happy instead of basing my happiness off others happiness |
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My Friends Describe Me As Being | Troublemaker, Raunchy, Obscure |
Views
My Religion Is | Other |
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I Attend Services | On Holidays |
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My Political Views Are | Anarchist |
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My Goal In Life Is | To be successful in my own ways, not what society thinks as success but what will make me feel like I'm doing the best I can to keep this fucked generation from turning our world into that Idiocracy movie |
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My Kind Of Humor Is | Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic |
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch | Cartoons, Documentaries, Instructional, Movies |
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When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult |
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When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Country, Rap, Metal, Classical, Folk, Punk |
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When I Read, I Always Read | Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Music, Mystery, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Erotica, Supernatural |
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My Idea Of Fun Is | Bongo hits and Mario kart, eating junk food, oppressing my feelings with substances |
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive? | Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence |
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What Do You Look For? | Similar Musical tastes, thick thighs save lives, can be stoked on going out and fucking shit up or just marinating at home in a cuddle puddle |
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What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed, Other, Doesnt Matter, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Domination, Bondage, Just Wanna Fuck |