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bats666 Profile Information

Looking to start a new chapter in life
Age 38 From Sacramento, California - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man (Switch) Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

First name  
Joshua
I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
Shy at first but get obnoxious and inappropriate once I get comfortable. Sarcastic and overly nice & honest to a fault. Tbh a bit naive hopeless romantic and losing hope in humanity. Looking for a new partner in krime ta take over the world with
Sign  
Aries

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Slim
My Height Is  
5' 9 (1.75 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Inked All Over, Scarred, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is  
Self-employed
My Speciality Is  
Other
My Job Title Is  
Living the dream
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Like A Fish

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Nerd
My Social Behavior Is  
Shy, Boisterous, Loud, Anti-social, Comedic, Flirtatious, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Reading, Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Cooking, Gambling, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Drinking, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Coffee or drinks, soundd cheesey but a long walk with said beverages so we can get ta know each other w/o some jabroni interrupting . And if there's a spark, then we can fuel the flames and begin to plot our taking over the world
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Making myself happy instead of basing my happiness off others happiness
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Troublemaker, Raunchy, Obscure

Views

My Religion Is  
Other
I Attend Services  
On Holidays
My Political Views Are  
Anarchist
My Goal In Life Is  
To be successful in my own ways, not what society thinks as success but what will make me feel like I'm doing the best I can to keep this fucked generation from turning our world into that Idiocracy movie
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries, Instructional, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rap, Metal, Classical, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Music, Mystery, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Erotica, Supernatural
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Bongo hits and Mario kart, eating junk food, oppressing my feelings with substances

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?  
Similar Musical tastes, thick thighs save lives, can be stoked on going out and fucking shit up or just marinating at home in a cuddle puddle
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed, Other, Doesnt Matter, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Domination, Bondage, Just Wanna Fuck
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