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Looking for a play partner
Age 53 From Tehachapi, California - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man (Dom) Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
I definitely enjoy the rougher side of sexual encounters. I’m looking for a lady that I can take out and then come home to our special type of love and expression. Let’s have some fun.
Sign  
Gemini

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is  
6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Butt
Body Art  
Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Medical / Health
My Job Title Is  
Respiratory Therapist
I Live  
With Parent(s), With Pet(s)
At Home  
There Is No Noise
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Brain
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Shy, Observant, Anti-social, Comedic, Dark
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Sports, Learning, Music, Tv, Internet, Cooking, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards, Camping
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
In a quite place to get to know. Each other and if all goes well a great fymuck.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Make my partner cum hard.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Raunchy

Views

My Goal In Life Is  
To be a good pert
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Friendly, Goofy, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Documentaries, Instructional, Sports, Reality Shows
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Fantasy, Health, History, Humor, Mathematics, Religious, Science Fiction, Sports
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Hunting and fishing

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
A cool kinky person willing to get nasty.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Date, Intimate, Committed, Doesnt Matter, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Domination, Bondage
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