Rob

English

Professional Chef, slightly autistic and extremely "socially dyslexic." I have a broad skill set and far too many hobbies, hindered by the curse of rarely having the amount of free time I want for my projects, and I'm sure being a workaholic doesn't help either.

I also have a Master's degree in Murphy's Law, and have earned the nickname, "Robstradamus," for my uncanny ability to predict the future so long as it's the worst possible outcome and somehow involves me.

I'd say that my best quality is my blunt honesty, especially when those opinions are invoked by my cynicism. I actually quite enjoy repeating what I've said behind someone's back to their face. But, I try not to take anything too seriously, so even if my jokes are poorly timed and inappropriate, they usually still elicit some kind of laughter. Fortunately, it works exceptionally well for deescalating tense situations and arguments.

However, I often have trouble connecting with people on a deeper level mostly because I tend to get stuck in my head and miss a lot of social cues, (which is why I consider myself to truly be a hopeless romantic.) So, even though I despise online dating, it's really the only effective means of being able to get to know people outside of work, especially considering that I am absolute shit at flirting.

All that being said, I still want to believe that soulmates are a real thing. I want to find my shield maiden, so to speak. Somebody who can keep up with my erratic thought train, is strong-willed and at least as weird as me. I like the concept of FLR's, but I need a relationship that allows for either of us to wear the pants. And I mean that both literally and figuratively, hahaha!

Cancer

Slim

6' 1 (1.85 m)

Brown

Caucasian

Never Married

No

Yes

Smile

Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo

Dark Brown

Dog

No

Some College

Full-time

Food / Catering

Chef

$45,000USD To $59,999USD

With Pet(s)

Friends Come Over Occasionally

Yes - Often

Yes - Socially

Outcast

Reserved, Observant, Comedic, Dark, Strange

Dining, Arts & Crafts, Music, Tv, Movies, Cooking

Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Sleeping, Drinking, Playing Dress-up, Tv

Anything relaxed

Robbing a bank

A Troll, Raunchy, Goofy

Other

Libertarian

Enjoy it.

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Raunchy, Sadistic

Cartoons, Movies

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller, I'm A Movie Actor, Adult

Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, New age, Soul, Folk, Punk

Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mystery, Philosophy, Poetry, Satire, Science Fiction, Technical, Erotica, Supernatural

Whatever includes laughter and as little actual work as possible.

Wit, Flirtatiousness, Oddities, Humor, Good Looks, Intelligence

An old soul who can tolerate my quirks.

Friend, Intimate, Committed