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SmartSicko Profile Information

Lovable psycho seeks partner in crime.
Age 39 From Wakefield, United Kingdom - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman (Inexperienced/Undecided) Seeking A Man

Basic Information

Sign  
Capricorn

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Heavyset
My Height Is  
5' 7 (1.7 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Never Married
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Chest
Body Art  
Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is  
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Student
My Speciality Is  
Legal
My Job Title Is  
Student
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
No

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Comedic, Dark, Friendly, Observant, Reserved, Strange, Fire Starter
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Camping, Cooking, Dining, Fishing / Hunting, Gardening, Learning, Travel
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Museum, Playing Video Games, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Sleeping, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Meeting in a park or a quiet place and exchanging pleasantries.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Role-playing in its most interesting forms.
Building my own life-size (non-'live'!) replica of Old Sparky (or 'Smokey' depending on your State) and having my way there upon.

Having said this, I do have an idea of what death by lethal injection might be like.

A couple of years ago I suffered from heart arrhythmia (sinus tachycardia, partial bundle branch block etc) which was of unknown cause. The most common procedure (I discover later) is to ‘cardiovert’ the heart – that is, to stop and start it with a defibrillator. Instead, I was given an injection via IV of potassium chloride with thiopental sodium. Dead man walking.

But don’t worry – I’m alive – else that would make me a zombie and you a necrophiliac. (I take no meds and have no physical health disorders that I’m aware of.)
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Obscure

Views

My Goal In Life Is  
To make my mark on history.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Obscure

Taste

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Horror, Thriller
When I Read, I Always Read  
Mathematics, Political, Reference, Science, Technical
My Idea Of Fun Is  
*Learning new information useful to my goals and stimulating to my mind.
*Watching horror movies and stating how I could have done much better.
*Midnight walks in places others daren’t.
*Making out in said places dressed in orange overalls spattered in red corn syrup…

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Boldness, Good Looks, Intelligence, Oddities, Power, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
I'm open-minded at present. I'm ideally looking for a marriage partner with no STI's. See: my primary description.
(Oh, and the 'oral sex' part is cunnilingus only dear).
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Committed, Marriage, Oral Sex
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