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Lovable psycho seeks partner in crime.
Age 39 From Wakefield, United Kingdom -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Woman (Inexperienced/Undecided) Seeking A Man
Basic Information
Sign | Capricorn |
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is | Heavyset |
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My Height Is | 5' 7 (1.7 m) |
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My Eyes Are | Blue |
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My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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My Marital Situation Is | Never Married |
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I Have Kids | No |
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I Want Kids | Yes |
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My Best Feature Is | Chest |
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Body Art | Wouldn't Even Think About It |
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My Hair Is | Dark Brown |
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I Have One Or More Of These | No pets |
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Willing To Relocate | Yes |
Status
My Education Level Is | University Degree |
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My Current Employment Status Is | Student |
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My Speciality Is | Legal |
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My Job Title Is | Student |
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I Live | With Roomate(s) |
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At Home | It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes |
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I'm A Smoker | No |
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I Drink | No |
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A | Outcast |
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My Social Behavior Is | Comedic, Dark, Friendly, Observant, Reserved, Strange, Fire Starter |
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My Interest And Hobbies Are | Camping, Cooking, Dining, Fishing / Hunting, Gardening, Learning, Travel |
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My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Museum, Playing Video Games, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Sleeping, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things |
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An Ideal First Date Would Be | Meeting in a park or a quiet place and exchanging pleasantries. |
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I've Always Wanted To Try | Role-playing in its most interesting forms. Building my own life-size (non-'live'!) replica of Old Sparky (or 'Smokey' depending on your State) and having my way there upon. Having said this, I do have an idea of what death by lethal injection might be like. A couple of years ago I suffered from heart arrhythmia (sinus tachycardia, partial bundle branch block etc) which was of unknown cause. The most common procedure (I discover later) is to ‘cardiovert’ the heart – that is, to stop and start it with a defibrillator. Instead, I was given an injection via IV of potassium chloride with thiopental sodium. Dead man walking. But don’t worry – I’m alive – else that would make me a zombie and you a necrophiliac. (I take no meds and have no physical health disorders that I’m aware of.) |
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My Friends Describe Me As Being | Friendly, Troublemaker, Obscure |
Views
My Goal In Life Is | To make my mark on history. |
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My Kind Of Humor Is | Obscure |
Taste
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Action, Horror, Thriller |
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When I Read, I Always Read | Mathematics, Political, Reference, Science, Technical |
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My Idea Of Fun Is | *Learning new information useful to my goals and stimulating to my mind. *Watching horror movies and stating how I could have done much better. *Midnight walks in places others daren’t. *Making out in said places dressed in orange overalls spattered in red corn syrup… |
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive? | Boldness, Good Looks, Intelligence, Oddities, Power, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit |
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What Do You Look For? | I'm open-minded at present. I'm ideally looking for a marriage partner with no STI's. See: my primary description. (Oh, and the 'oral sex' part is cunnilingus only dear). |
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What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Committed, Marriage, Oral Sex |