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SeymoreButz Profile Information

Bend me over and take my ass now!!!
Age 54 From Shepherdsville, Kentucky - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
The headline should say it all. :) So what are you waiting for, come and get me.
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Leo

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Thick
My Height Is  
5' 9 (1.75 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Married
I Have Kids  
Yes - At Home
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Butt
Body Art  
Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is  
Other
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Other
My Job Title Is  
boring
I Live  
With Roomate(s), With Kid(s)
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
No

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is  
Friendly, Reserved
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Internet, Games
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Playing Video Games, Relaxing, Staying At Home
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
dinner, movie and them some strap-on sex in my butt.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
A three way with me in a girls ass and the other girl in my ass with a strap-on.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
to be rich and sexually satisfied.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Sadistic, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, Sports, Reality Shows, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Blues, Country, Dance, Electronic, Folk, Gospel, Industrial, Jazz, Metal, New age, Pop, Punk, Rock, Vacuum Cleaner Noises
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, Home & Garden, Horror, Humor, Mathematics, Music, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Reference, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Technical
My Idea Of Fun Is  
yanking it to some good old internet porn, or better yet, having you yank it for me while i am watching it, or even better than that would be getting it in the butt and you giving me a reach around until i cum.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Boldness, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Humor, Intelligence, Money, Passiveness, Power, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
Big tits, sweet ass and a pretty face...or something close to all that.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Intimate, Doesnt Matter, Anal Sex, Just Wanna Fuck, Strap On Sex, Secretive Sex
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