I enjoy art, music, good wine and subjectively bad beer (for you IPA haters) I can't watch Casablanca without repeating the words. I can't listen to Nina Simone without feeling melancholy. I can't hear David Sedaris read his work without laughing. I can't help but dance badly when the Violent Femmes comes on. I can't accept willful stupidity (also known as intolerance). I run slowly, but often, I lift heavy things with dull repetition. I wish I was half as intelligent and funny as I think I am.

Oinas