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Can You Handle a Dirty Old Man?
Age 75 From Alexandria, Virginia -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
| I Can Speak | English, Spanish, Portuguese |
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| I Would Describe Myself As | I am a kinky, nasty, naughty, dirty old man. I also spend a lot of time surfing porn sites. I am very unhappily married. My wife knows I am searching for some intimate companionship but does not know which sites. |
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| Sign | Libra |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | A Few Extra Pounds |
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| My Height Is | 5' 10 (1.78 m) |
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| My Eyes Are | Hazel |
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| My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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| My Marital Situation Is | Married |
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| I Have Kids | Yes - Sometimes At Home |
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| I Want Kids | No |
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| My Best Feature Is | Eyes |
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| Body Art | Other |
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| My Hair Is | Salt And Pepper |
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| I Have One Or More Of These | No pets |
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| Willing To Relocate | No |
Status
| My Education Level Is | University Degree |
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| My Current Employment Status Is | Retired |
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| My Speciality Is | Retired |
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| My Job Title Is | Designated chauffer |
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| I Make This Much In A Year | $60,000USD To $74,999USD |
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| I Live | With Roomate(s) |
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| At Home | Friends Come Over Occasionally |
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| I'm A Smoker | No |
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| I Drink | Yes - Often |
Personality
| Back In High School, I Was A | Quiet One |
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| My Social Behavior Is | Reserved, Shy, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Strange |
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| My Interest And Hobbies Are | Religion / Spirituality, Family, Dining, Photography, Reading, Arts & Crafts, Music, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Travel, Cooking, Playing Cards, Computers |
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| My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Reading A Book |
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| An Ideal First Date Would Be | Happy hour in an Irish pub. |
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| I've Always Wanted To Try | The BDSM lifestyle beginning as a sub. |
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| My Friends Describe Me As Being | Friendly, Troublemaker, Obscure, A Flirt |
Views
| My Religion Is | Christian |
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| I Attend Services | Once A Week |
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| My Political Views Are | Liberal |
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| My Goal In Life Is | Enjoy retirement |
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| My Kind Of Humor Is | Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure |
Taste
| On Tv, I Always Watch | News |
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| When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Action, Science Fiction, Adult |
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| When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Country, Blues, Jazz, Latin, New age, Gospel, Folk |
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| When I Read, I Always Read | News, Ancient, Biography, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Mystery, Philosophy, Political, Religious, Science Fiction, Erotica |
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| My Idea Of Fun Is | Sitting in a comfortable chair with a beautiful woman on my knee and my hand up her skirt. |
Looking for
| What Do You Find Attractive? | Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence, Passiveness |
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| What Do You Look For? | From a distance I look for smiles, boob size and cameltoes up front and from behind I look for an ass to worship and panty lines (or the lack thereof). In conversation, I look for sensitivity, empathy, and spontaneity. |
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| What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Friend, Date, Intimate, Anal Sex, Domination, Bondage, Just Wanna Fuck, Strap On Sex, Secretive Sex, Committed |
