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HorneyNinja Profile Information

Looking for friends with Benefits Cheers
Age 34 From Sioux Falls, South Dakota - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man (Sub) Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

First name  
Benjamin
I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
Im a pretty fun goofy goober, I am not a Ladies man so Im perfectly happy with all the new things that come from being technically in a relationship serious or not. I cant wait to experience all life has to offer. And I have a teeny tiny huge fantasy about this kind of thing. And If I take this site more seriously in the future after a test run, Then I might try again, I Never know what to put down for profile description, Ask me anything sure, But I guess the main thing is I'm a lover boy, Romantic, Thoughtful Gentlemen who's two favorite things are commitment and changing myself. Lol what I lack in toxic red flags i make up for by being to shy to show any flags at all in womens life. Lol honestly after being in the hospital basically for almost a decade I just really want to live life again and know what its like to be with a fun lady friend again. TMI? I wa told yall like honesty and If I can find a fun giggly goofy goober who is into what im into I think My dreams might have come true,
Sign  
Capricorn

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Fit
My Height Is  
5' 9 (1.75 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Never Married
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Chest
My Hair Is  
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

I Live  
Alone
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Shy, Loud, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Fire Starter, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Theater, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Just wanna Play smash bros with your bros and then smash some bro's ya know? But Honestly If someone was as nerdy or more nerdy merch then I have, or is into what Im into Thats awesome, and if they want to do something awesome like Go to a socplay convention together and then a bar or theater and then idk encouraging getting tickled sounds just silly I just think its fun whenever it does happen so it is what it is. I like what I like. The game would be try to be quiet while the movie plays which I guess I could see in a empty theater turning into a fun game gigadi lol idk. I've never done anything like that im just talking is all. Id love to meet someone awesome in all honesty.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
welp, we all know why im here is one, Sorry for being direct but, Then idk reverse roleplay is just a step farther. Were you just act like its your girl dick and you moan like you feel and enjoy it and all that kind of kinky awesome stuff. That's definitely my Fantasy I always wanted to try.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, Goofy

Views

My Goal In Life Is  
To have as much fun as possible and explore lots of things with a special lady, or ladies.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Friendly, Goofy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Situation Comedies, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Dance, Reggae, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Fantasy, Science Fiction

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Flirtatiousness, Power, Spontaneity, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
Idk yet honestly. after ten years Being bed ridden I just want to find out ya know? But I have a girl whos a friends so I know a tad what awesome small and medium and big things are fun to have, so someone who is cute or attractive, someone who wants to do what i want to do or not. If you like idk painting, and want to invite me to paint sure I'd just like to be there lol. But Im not needy either. But cant wait to the better part of life either.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed, Marriage, Doesnt Matter, Oral Sex, Strap On Sex
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