Eric

English

I hope you have a very large strapon that you can start fires through friction with..🥰😍🤩🤩 and a boyfriend with alpha sex style ,although just you and the very large strap-on would be my dream..,☺️ you would make my dreams come true .especially if you would just talk about sucking a dick while you f****** me👋😚☺️

Libra

Big And Beautiful

5' 11 (1.8 m)

Green

Caucasian

Single

No

No

Smile

Visible Tattoo

Bald

Cat

No

Some High School

Retired

Other

None

With Roomate(s)

Friends Come Over Occasionally

Yes - Often

Yes - Socially

Average Joe

Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange

Photography, Sports, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Theater, Playing Cards, Computers

Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Playing Dress-up, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum

A lady with taste that compliment me and mine hers

A to have girl strap one and talk dirty

Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Other

Never

Not Sure

None..I'm happy

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick

Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, I Wish I Had A Tv, Sports, Re-runs

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation

Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Jazz, Soul, Reggae, Punk

Biography, Computers, Humor, Poetry, Satire, Romance

Stay at home doing better drugs and listening to better music

Wit, Flirtatiousness, Power, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence, Passiveness

Someone that comes over unzips their fly sticks their dick in my mouth or other orifice gets their fill and leaves. LOL if they give me a chance I will work with that. Same with the ladies I'm very flexible and because I am not very mobile you know where I am. I'm not going to stop you but you can come over have your way with me and leave and I would be grateful for the compliment. I have always been fairly easy to deal with and never really all that needy. When I'm in the mood I'm in the mood but I'm not I'm not.. any kind of stimulant in the go fast category or just party drugs definitely can take you there they just take too long for a lot of people of course I'm not above having long passionate exchanges over extended periods of time I am flexible as I said. But if you want to make sure I'm in the mood might want to bring a stimulant.. if not it could be a hit or Miss situation. Again I'm not requiring this I'm just simply being honest and stating the fact that for some reason the first time I did a line I immediately wanted to blow the entire party with my girlfriends clothes on and I came about as close as you can come to asking her for her outfit and trading with me because I was about to get out in the middle of that living room in front of all the girls and guys there and say look whatever the hell that is it makes me go straight to b**** with all the vigor and eagerness that I can muster.. I don't drink much at all.. and I am completely harmless to anyone.. I am vulnerable this is true but not completely unaware that good times come with a bit of a risk.. and I do not want to do something that I don't like for the rest of my life waiting around to die and lay there as I breathe my last thinking wow I really didn't have much courage did I? So here I am fat bald and happy to please you. Stop by and talk or don't say a word. Get what you want and go this is what truly makes me happy. And I will say this as far as the ladies in the strap-ons bring it on sister I can take it. And for the men I have been called the natural since the very first b****** I ever gave to the last "boyfriend" I had roughly 7 years ago. I have remained celibate and kind of in a holding pattern since the surgery that went wrong and left me pretty much lacking a lot of mobility and in a lot of pain.. however I am still alive and grateful for your consideration... And who knows what's left in the tank. All I know is before the surgery if things were going smooth and we had a good report I was still making guys shoot across the room or hit the ceiling... And as far as the girls are concerned aside from one drunk at night or should I say drug-filled night with an ex-girlfriend of mine where I woke up with the evidence around me though I didn't remember a thing. But you would be my first and I would love for that to actually come to fruition I've always fantasized about it and had a 15 inch with two and a half inch diameter around waiting just in case for a long time with no takers but my girlfriend did like me too show her how serious I was about taking that thing to it final resting place 😁 my ass on its balls. I would show her and she would like that but she never did or never could bring herself except for that one night to actually strap it on it was very disappointing and frustrating.. I have fantasized about it all my life.. and I have several choices and could get you whatever you like to use.. I am yours to do with as you please and I am not above being assertive with the ladies on occasion if they like it that way.. as I said with the ladies I am flexible but I really do want to get nailed...☺️😁😎👍 No pressure come with may.. and if nobody answers so be it. I can always rest on the knowledge that a I gave a shot to the end.. I love this life.. it is amazing if you think about it.. but it is also beautiful if you empty your mind and the last somebody else to do the thinking for you. To allow others to direct and focus on surrendering all but you're true nature. That nature take its course and you do the best you can to bring a smile to their face and a little sunshine in their day without asking for anything. They come in drop their load and leave. That is hot. Don't say a word just take it and leave. Or stay a while and let's have some fun it's up to you and before I sound like I am some kind of desperate clown I guess there are times when I can be. But ultimately I've been kind of a loner all my life barring the occasional resting place where I meet people and then move on.. free and happy.. and that is how I intend to stay. Thank you for reading this and if you don't believe what I'm saying try me. I might have a surprise or two left to give.. there's nothing like that look of surprise when an orgasm even arrives let alone exceeds all expectations and with no bravado and all the sincerity and honesty I can convey I say one more time. Natural. Try me. 👋😁😎

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