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CerealKiller Profile Information

Banned from Tinder
Age 45 From Sarasota, Florida - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man (Switch) Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

First name  
Patton
I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
I dont do so well with the "normals", but I do have a strong professional (dual) life. Bored last night I spent about 2 hours making a quite long 6 rope shibari braid. I have a hell of a toy collection, but a hell of a hard time finding someone(s) to play with. Im polite, respectful, and fine tuned in the art of conversation. I will tie your little whore ass up and make you watch me fuck your friend. <3 (face and full body pics on request. My highest education is Harvard and thats above my MBA.))
Sign  
Aquarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
6' 3 (1.91 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
Yes - Sometimes At Home
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Smile
Body Art  
Other
My Hair Is  
Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Self-employed
My Speciality Is  
Finance / Trading
My Job Title Is  
Tour Guide of Time and Multiverse
I Make This Much In A Year  
More Than $150,000USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is  
Observant, Friendly, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Photography, Music, Camping
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Partying, Staying At Home, Drinking, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Tying you up and making you watch me fuck your friend. (Didnt I already answer this one?)
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Sisters
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Obscure

Views

My Religion Is  
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
Steer mankind away from some high level actions that were going to occur first quarter 2020+1 to ensure a certain future. Ive been successful, just kinda stuck here now so sex drugs and rock and roll it is. If anyone from Belteguese is reading this PLEASE get word to send one of the green ones by for pickup. I am so fucking bored now that my tasks are complete.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Obscure

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Science Fiction
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Electronic, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Industrial, Dance, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Mathematics, Music, Philosophy
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Tying your little whore ass up and making you watch me fuck your friend. (Are these questions getting repetitive, or is this de ja vue?)

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Humor, Good Looks, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?  
A whore to tie up and make watch me fuck her friend. (Seriously, come on guys. Pay more attention when writing these forms.)
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Date, Intimate, Other, Oral Sex, Domination, Bondage, Group Sex, Just Wanna Fuck, Secretive Sex, Vacation Fuck
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