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BertTheBoring Profile Information

Here for a good time, not a long time
Age 29 From Manhattan, Kansas - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man (Switch) Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

First name  
Albert
I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
I like, games, fishing, biking and dnd. I'm looking for a friend with benefits with similar interests.
Sign  
Capricorn

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 10 (1.78 m)
My Eyes Are  
Green
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Scarred
My Hair Is  
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Food / Catering
My Job Title Is  
Line cook
I Make This Much In A Year  
$30,000USD To $44,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Average Joe
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Shy, Friendly, Comedic
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Music, Internet, Games, Cars, Fishing / Hunting, Camping, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
I guess a brunch or some coffee in the mid morning would be nice.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Larp, cosplay,going to a concert
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Agnostic
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Libertarian
My Goal In Life Is  
Become a mechanic.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Friendly

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rock, Electronic, Jazz, Ambient, Dance, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Science, Science Fiction, Technical
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Playing dnd with friends, enjoying a good workout after work, and fishing in the spring/summer.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Humor, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?  
I'm looking for anyone who wants to hangout and can think of a place for a brunch
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Committed, Marriage, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Bondage, Strap On Sex, Secretive Sex
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