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TYPING SKILLS MANDATORY
Age 49 From Miami Beach, Florida -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man (Switch) Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
| I Can Speak | English, Spanish |
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| I Would Describe Myself As | I have a dry sense of humor and I'm just a tad sarcastic. Drama repels me like soap repels hippies. Unless we are talking about baby seals, I don't go clubbing... I'm athletic, but I have staved off injury and chronic pain by avoiding manual labor and contact sports. WHO'S LAUGHING NOW FOOTBALL TEAM? I have lived in England, Hawaii, North Carolina, and Aruba. I got deported from Aruba (It was captivating). Never married, no kids. |
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| Sign | Virgo |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | Athletic |
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| My Height Is | 5' 10 (1.78 m) |
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| My Eyes Are | Hazel |
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| My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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| My Marital Situation Is | Never Married |
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| I Have Kids | No |
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| I Want Kids | Not Sure |
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| My Best Feature Is | Lips |
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| Body Art | Visible Tattoo |
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| My Hair Is | Light Brown |
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| I Have One Or More Of These | No pets |
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| Willing To Relocate | Yes |
Status
| My Education Level Is | Some College |
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| My Current Employment Status Is | Full-time |
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| My Speciality Is | Other |
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| My Job Title Is | Massage Therapist |
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| I Make This Much In A Year | $30,000USD To $44,999USD |
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| I Live | Alone |
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| At Home | Friends Come Over Occasionally |
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| I'm A Smoker | Yes - Socially |
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| I Drink | Yes - One Or Two |
Personality
| Back In High School, I Was A | Cool Dude |
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| My Social Behavior Is | Anti-social, Comedic, Dark, Flirtatious, Friendly, Observant, Reserved, Strange |
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| My Interest And Hobbies Are | Camping, Cars, Computers, Cooking, Dining, Exercising, Internet, Learning, Movies, Music, Photography, Reading, Theater, Travel, Tv |
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| My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Partying, Playing Dress-up, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Sleeping, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things, Tv |
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| An Ideal First Date Would Be | wait and see... |
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| I've Always Wanted To Try | sex in zero gravity |
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| My Friends Describe Me As Being | Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt |
Views
| My Religion Is | Other |
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| I Attend Services | Never |
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| My Political Views Are | Middle Of The Road |
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| My Goal In Life Is | start a cult |
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| My Kind Of Humor Is | Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic, Slapstick, Raunchy |
Taste
| On Tv, I Always Watch | News, Documentaries, Movies |
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| When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller |
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| When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Ambient, Blues, Classical, Electronic, Industrial, Jazz, Metal, Punk, Reggae, Rock |
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| When I Read, I Always Read | Ancient, Auto-biography, Classic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Instructional, Mystery, Philosophy, Poetry, Science, Science Fiction |
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| My Idea Of Fun Is | cheating death and the cops |
Looking for
| What Do You Find Attractive? | Boldness, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Passiveness, Power, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit |
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| What Do You Look For? | WE ARE NOT A GOOD MATCH IF THE FOLLOWING APPLY TO YOU: *athletic/average body type doesn't mean average for sumo wrestlers. *been baker acted? keep steppin. no pill heads, dope fiends or alcoholics. no infestations. tyvm. dd free plz. I REPEAT: NOOO ALCOHOLICS!!! *i cant believe i have to put this, but NO transvestite, transgender, hermaphrodites, and cross-dressers! no matter how good the surgery, your STILL A MALE! unless we are cellmates serving a life sentence and you can make a LOT of homemade wine, don't point that thing at me! |
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| What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed, Other, Doesnt Matter |
