1. We have four speeds and many positions
2. We wear tight pants and tall boots
3. We love getting dirty
4. We know how to ride our mounts
5. We perform well with animals
6. We like to be in control
7. We'll ride it for hours
8. We know how to handle a big girth
9. We get off easy
10. We like it rough
11. We have our legs spread all day long
12. We love using whips
13. Straddling is our natural position
14. We don't mind being bucket around
15. Event riders do it for 3 days
16. We can ride standing or sitting
17. We wear leather chaps all day
18. We think the fast ones are the most fun
19. We're used to having hands between our legs
20. If we fall off we get back on and ride harder
21. Have you seen the posting trot??

Lion